![]() Spore Creatures is based on the second creature phase of the PC version, as you and your pals start the game as goggle-eyed sea slugs making their first forays onto land. The later ones are Populous and Civilization-style strategy games, whereas the first one has more in common with a simple arcade game like Pac-Man (and has already been spun-off as mobile game Spore Origins). This is only managed because it's basically five games-in-one. Not least because all the creatures are rendered as 2D cut-outs, with each body part layered on top of the other as if it's made of Fuzzy Felt.Īs you may or may not know, the PC version of Spore is an almost impossibly ambitious 'everything simulator' in which you essentially play god, nurturing a species from single-celled organism to space faring coffee drinkers. Although expansive in its own way, Spore Creatures' creature creator doesn't allow anywhere near the freedom of its PC big brother. In the interests of thoroughness, trying to mimic such creationist erotica was naturally all part of the reviewing process, but the results were disappointingly un-titillating. So overwhelming has the flood of 'sporn' been for the recently released PC version of Spore that it already threatens to overshadow the game, with dozens of websites springing up that would make even a furry fetishist blench. It says a lot for mankind as a species that the first thing anyone does when faced with the ability to mimic the almighty is make monsters that look like a giant walking John Thomas.
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